on 2020-09-07, 14:03

The president with gold-plated teeth (poem)

A poem by one of my heteronyms.

The president with gold-plated teeth

President chews thru DC's cherry trees
Senate shits pits
Congress learns to use bidets

President gnaws down Washington Monument
Senate drools marble-dust mud
Congress passes gallstones & resolutions

President masticates moon
Senate vomits seawater & mouse bones
Congress repeals male periods

President tears out God's throat
Senate crucifies everybody's son
Congress bakes communion wafers

-- Ian Erinson


Image info: but everyone was very civil, copyright 2020 by by Carl Bettis, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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